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"Fe, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman..." only this time the GIANT is English and also a woman and she seems to have found something...
Well, what's this? At first I thought it was a mouse but no - it's a little tiny man. How charming! Hmmmmm I wonder what kind of fun I could have with such a shrimpy little man? I'm sure I'll think of something. I'll keep him as my pet - we could have such adventures together - and the best thing is that he'll be completely in my power, I can play with him as I will. My little toy, my plaything. I can hold him in the palm of my hand, dress him and undress him just as I please. Tickle, tease and torment him and, when I've finished with him, just put him away until next time. Of course if I should get hungry, who knows what might happen? I suppose it might be best if he obeys me at all times and NEVER tries to escape, otherwise he might be hurt - by accident of course. I'm always so careful with my toys - well, most of the time anyway. Now where shall I put him to keep him safe until I want him? Somewhere warm and snug, somewhere safe and soft - I think I know just the place!
If you're big enough to pick up a telephone (or perhaps you have a teeny, tiny telephone of your own) just call me and we'll play. I promise not to let my curiosity get the better of me *smiles slyly*...
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