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I've always loved the idea of having a little man-pet. Ever since I was a little girl playing with my dollhouse, I thought about how much fun it would be to have a little microcosm of men folk. I could build a habitat for them and make a forest out of my potted plants, a theme park with my Legos, and maybe even little hamster balls and tunnels where I could observe their activities. They would be completely dependent and beholden to me.

After all, men should be reigned over, taken care of, and controlled otherwise they make such a mess of things with war and conflict. That's not a problem though; in my hypnotic and exciting universe I'll hold all the power. I could get creative and make a pool out of a birdbath and being carried in my pocket would be a thrill-ride. The options are endless...

As I grew up, my fantasies evolved into me dreaming about being larger than life and men being mere ants in comparison. I?d live in the stratosphere, watch them from afar and play with them like a child would with their toys. I could create wind with my breath, tsunamis with my hand, and generally stir up whatever justice or retribution and chaos I saw fit to amuse myself with!

Trees would be like broccoli, a river a mere gulp, and men would only be my fragile little collectibles. What would they do to please and amuse me next? They know I can control their puny little world at will and on a whim.

Now, the question becomes, am I going to be an elemental force of nature for good...or evil? I guess that all really depends on whatever I capriciously decide. I can be a healing hand or crushing blow.


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